Top Ten Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee
- 10. When you call radio talkshows, they ask you to turn yourself
down
- 9. You're passing everybody on the freeway when suddenly you
realize -- you're not in a car
- 8. You run around your company board room yelling, "I've got a
great idea! A Disneyworld in France! We'll call it EuroDisney!"
- 7. You can't stop saying, "No" (remember the clip of President
Clinton pounding his fist on a podium, shouting the word "no" over and
over again)
- 6. Last time you got good night's sleep, Madonna was a virgin
- 5. You're shaking like Mexican space shuttle
- 4. You jam a fork into the waiter's hand when he tries to switch
your regular coffee with Folger's Crystals
- 3. You go nuts over a little thing like a car alarm (go out to the
Hello Deli next door and get pea soup to pour on the engine)
- 2. It starts to spray out of your ears
- 1. You're up to four heart attacks a day